My name is Roofie Lad! I lull criminals into a false sense of security and then pounce on them! Also, I use my power on chicks and bone 'em.
My name *urp* is Baron Von Beer Baron. I can drink anything and sleep anywhere and it doesn't seem to effect me. Also, I like bonin' chicks.
I'm Young Republican Lad. Life is good. I'm looking for a nice girl to get to know better...and who would be up for a little noncommittal sex.
I'm Stinky Hippy Kid. I use my over powering stench to overpower criminals. I keep my identity as Stinky Hippy Lad secret by turning into my alter ego, Pechuli Lad. It helps me bone chicks.
I'm his twin brother, Retro Stinky Hippy Lad. I fight crime with my hackey sack! And it helps me meet chicks to hook up.
