mmyers
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I flirt with brilliance but have sex with stupid.

Directions to my new house

by mmyers
4-07-05

Take a right at the dregs of society and degradation of man.


	I'd like to personally welcomes y'alls to the neighborhood.


	And fo' all yo' party supply needs, y'alls just call Ree-Ree. My numbers written in the phone booth, for yo' convenience.

Go straight past the Mexican with the cowboy hat who stands by the road and strokes his mustache.


	Â¿Ha visto usted los bigotes? Â¡Mire los bigotes que joden! Â¡MÃrelo!

Take a left at the Church of the Perpetually Walking/Gawking Suburban White Gangster and that's me.


	Hey, nice sprinkler attachment, dude. I've been thinking of getting my ma one like that for Mother's Day.