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Drug testing

by mmyers
6-20-05


	Mr Phillips, we have the results of your drug test. They came out positive.


	No, no. They came back positive meaning that we found drugs in your system.


	But that'd be negative, wouldn't it? Because, like, if the drugs aren't in my system, then that's positive, because it's, like, a good thing.


	You're stoned right now, aren't you?


	Well, that depends on how you define 'yes' now doesn't it?