I'm a little nervous. This is my first massage from a puny human.
Just relax, Mr Skeletor. Breathe. Lot of tension in the shoulder, um, bones. What do you do, Mr Skeletor?
I'm SKELETOR! ETERNIA'S GREATEST VILLAIN! MASTER OF THE UNI--Oww, oww, shoulder...you're hurting my shoulder.
Breathe, Mr Skeletor. That sounds like a stressful job. I bet you get to work with all sorts of interesting people, though, hmm?
Mmm...yes, for a bunch OF FOOLS AND NICOMBPOOPS! Oww. Still my biggest problem is THAT FOOL, HE-MAN! ONE DAY, I WILL DESTROY--um, go easy on the shoulder blades, hmm? I'm tender.
He-Man? He sounds like he may be stressed out. Is he a bodybuilder? Remind me to give you one of my cards to give to this "He-Man".
