Oh, my friend, perhaps I can interest you in a brand new Mazda Jihad. It's a car that keeps running against all logic.
I dunno. It doesn't sound very safe.
Oh it is the safest car on the market. Should the Jihad, Heaven forbid, blow up, 40 virgins are deployed from the steering column. What's safer than that?
40 virgins? How are they going to help me?
Let me talk to my boss and see if I can't throw in a few more virgins. Wait here.
