Excuse me miss, I'm trying to get from Göteborg to Stockholm. Can you help me?
Bört! Bört! Bört! I mean, öh yeah, sure. I can help. My English is a little fuzzy.
Good grief, you look very...familiar.
Oh ya? Well I have a cöusin back in the states. She wörks in an öffice. She has the möst interesting sön. Let me get öut a picture and shöw yöu...
You know, on second thought I'll just wander around until I find my own way or get drugged or something.
