I saw that new movie, Wedding Crashers. It was good. That chick in it is hot.
There's an article about her in this month's Cat Fancy. She seems nice.
What are you reading Cat Fancy for?
Well, we can't have a cat because I'm allergic to them, but hey, just because I'm not eating doesn't mean I can't look at them menu, am I right? Heh, right? *nudge nudge*
That's...weird.
I LOVE YOU, KITTIES! I WANNA PINCH YOUR FACES! MANX!