Greetings victim of high gas prices. Honorable Ninja here. I'm performing the touch of death on high prices. Take this Touareg...
That name is terrible. It does not make logic. In fact, many car names are terrible now. What is a Scion? How is a vehicle like Telluride?
Chevrolet Celebrity? It's a station wagon. I am of doubt that a celebrity ever owned one of these. Where are my smoke grenades? I need to visit people.
