--so honorable executives of the car industry, I implore you, please stop giving vehicles such inappropriate names. Thank you.
Mr. Ninja, while we would like to give cars cool names again, the simple fact is that there are no cool names left. We've been backed into a corner. All that's left is made up words and stupid names.
That is ridiculous. Many cool nouns and verbs remain. Surely you have not exhausted them all.
Take a spin in the new Suzuki Cappucino and I think you may change your tune.
What you need is a strong name. A name with honor and tradition, that stands for something. What about the..SUZUKI NINJA!
We've already done that one. It's a motorcycle. Let's go for a spin in my Mazda StickBall and talk about this.
