Man, I'm so hungry right now, I'm having hallucinations.
Me too! Sometimes I find myself looking at you and imagining you're a roasted chicken walking around with a big sack of gravy held up by a beef jerky stick.
No kidding? I keep having hallucinations about you too. Food hallucinations.
Oh yeah?
I keep seeing you as giant piece of veggie tofu bacon with little steamed vegetables for hands and asparagus arms.
You're cannabalistic food hallucinations are kind of lame, I must say.