So I tried to speculate on why there would be two chairs in there.
Executives get blow jobs while pooping, but OSHA requires that the 'blower' have a chair so they don't strain their neck.
I appreciate the concern.
We can't afford handicapped hand rails so I just thought I'd put two chairs in here, you know, to help you handi-capables.
I've started wearing adult diapers.
I like to multi-task to save time, so I drop a load and confess my sins at the same time. Have a seat, Father. This should be a quick one. I had Mexican for lunch.
Just say some Hail Mary's and I'll catch up with you next week. How's that?