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How the Bible sounds to me

by mmyers
5-09-06


	God is a 20th level wizard with +5 on all saves.


	And Jesus is the son of God so he gets automatic initiative and first attack, and a +4 on charisma, but now he's dead!


	But now that he's dead, there's a +10 on converting all heretics and heathens.


	All those rocks can't be good for everyone's hit points.


	Behold! I have rolled 3D20 and come up 60. I am risen!

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crabby says:

Fantastic
posted May 9th, 2006 ( permalink )

Hahaha!
posted May 9th, 2006 ( permalink )