Steve, I'm going to ask you straight up. There's been a lot of talk around the office that you're showing up for work drunk. Is there any truth to that?
'Coors not, Mike.
My name's Dave, Steve. Look, I heard you got kicked by a horse in the head and it makes you sound drunk and slightly retarded. Is that true?
I got kick-ded by a horsey, yes'm.
Steve, I have to assume that, since you're carrying around that empty glass, that you are drunk and I'm going to have to let you go.
