Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  mmyers  
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by mmyers
7-17-06
TEEE-NAAA! I LOVE YOU, TEEEE-NAAAA! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOWWWW! I LOVE YOU, TEEE-NNAAAA!
Go away, Steve. You're drunk. Go sleep it off.
I'm nah drung. I gah kick-ded by a horse-um-sees and it makes me sound like dis. But I wanna marry you, TEE-NAAA!
Steve, if you had said all of this to me while you were sober, I would have accepted. But now you're wallowing around on my front yard like an idiot...
I tripped-ded over a lawn ga-nome.
Set my lawn gnome back up and leave, Steve.
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