Check my new bluetooth phone, bra. Pretty bad ass, am I right?
It looks ridiculous. Like you have a tiny phone wedged into your ear.
Oh yeah? Well, what kind of wireless technology do you use, dude?
I use SabreTooth. See, I tie a message onto the back of this sabretooth tiger and then I send it to my friend. Completely wireless. 'Send', kitty-kitty.
Elsewhere several minutes later...
Holy shit! THERE'S A BIG SABRETOOTH TIGER WITH A HALF EATEN LETTER AROUND ITS NECK CHASING ME! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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