Hey mmyers, I think I figured out what I want my punk rock name to be. Ready? Anna Rexic. Pretty cool, huh? I use my first name and then I stick Rexic on it and it sounds cool.
I think I want my punk rock name to be Matt Pretentious.
But that doesn't sound like something gross. Wait---
Actually, that's pretty cool.
I've been building up teen angst for nearly 20 years.