With a crap load of staples stuck to it? Yeah, I've seen it.
Well that dumb ass bitch who I work with cleaned off all the staples without my asking her to. Can you believe that?
Um, don't you think you're getting a little bent out of shape about this?
Would you get 'bent out of shape' if someone torched the Mona Lisa? Or the Scream? That staple remover was a work of art. One of the few pieces on my desk that I created myself.
