Now the idea is that you just love eating this chicken. It has to look like its the best chicken you've EVER had. You just love this chicken. Okay? Go!
Oh, man, this is good chicken. I love it.
NO! REALLY love it! Love that piece of chicken!
OH, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN! I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DELICIOUS CHICKEN! YOU'RE THE BEST! OHHH CHICKEN!
Wow, I think that's the first time I've seen someone have sex with the piece of chicken.
The secret is that it has to be a chicken FINGER and you have to keep your sphincter really loose. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any honey mustard, would ya?
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