In other news, civil unrest in cities across the US continues, thanks in large part to the drug Chaser, which cures hangovers.
With no reason to stop drinking, nearly the entire country has been drunk 24/7 for the last 6 weeks. City streets have turned into one gigantic bar fight.
The good news out of all this is that women are putting out more. In fact, yours truly dipped his wick last night.
