Hello there. We have a problem on the roads of America today. It has been said that there are invisible cars all over the roads of America. This is simply not true.
That line of cars behind you when you're stopped in the middle of the fast line while you're trying to move into the next lane over? Those cars behind you are real, not imagined.
I also cannot read your mind. When you cut me off by deciding to switch lanes without signaling, and I honk my horn at you, I'm not saying hello. You don't have to wave at me.
Contrary to popular belief, when I drive past you shaking my head, I'm not thinking to myself, "Man, I wish I had that Lexus". I'm thinking, "Who the fuck did you blow to get your license?".
Also...put down the cell phone already and concentrate on the road. Watching you swerve all over your lane because you can't drive one handed doesn't instill a sense of calm in me when I'm behind you.
So please, if you have half a brain, bring it with you when you wander into rush hour traffic. Not that I'll be holding my breath or anything, because I'm not ready to commit suicide. YET. Thank you!
