Last night, I was eating Chips Ahoy cookies and watching TV, and I had a vision. I was standing in a cornfield, but the corn was blue.
Midgets were dancing around the scarecrow, who was actually Hulk Hogan. Then all of a sudden Diana Ross appears, bitch slaps the Hulkster, and runs away laughing.
Oh my God, how scary!
No kidding. It's scary to think of life without Chips Ahoy cookies.
