Next item on the agenda, email. Abuse of the email system is becoming a problem, so we are looking at limiting the number of emails sent per day by employees.
This will save a lot of money in the long run, as employees will be actually working and not spending all day forwarding those "Send this to 5 people now or you'll be cursed" emails.
What about meetings? They are all scheduled through email! If email is limited, we could miss a really important meeting. We do need our beauty sleep, after all!
Ever see the movie Airplane? Remember when they threw that spear at the map on the wall inside the control tower? That's how you'll be notified of a meeting from now on.
Ooh, symbolism! Can I test the first one on your office wall?
