Did you hear that Hollywood Video is buying out Movie Gallery?
Yes, and they're gonna have porn now, since Movie Gallery carried porn! It's a disgrace! I'm starting a petition to have them shut down, I can't have my kids renting porn from there!
Of course, you have to be 18 to rent porn. Besides, why not just leave them alone and instead talk to your children about it?
Why should I have to talk to my kids about bad stuff when I can just have it banned? You're talking crazy.
Ah yes, revenge of the lazy, conservative parent. By the way, why are you dressed up like a donkey today?
