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by primerAL
6-03-01
Situation: you just spent the family's vacation money on car mods. How to be a winner?
I just installed a nitrous oxide kit in the station wagon, honey
you did WHAT???
Here's what happens when you provide a good, solid bull**** answer:
I was thinking of you, sweetie. You need it for the freeway onramps, and for getting the tykes to soccer practice on time
Oh you're so thoughtful, lemme give you a big hug
DARR!
Babe, I get sick of being taunted by high school kids in their sports cars... this way, I'll spank their manboobs reaaaal good
The kids and I are going to mother's
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