Boy, I hate that humans kill me for no good reason.
Me too, I'm just a squirrel, but I'm always shot at and tormented.
We should revolt and take over the world, thus forcing our oppressive human leaders to obey the very same rules they strangle us with. We can then establish animalocracy for all.
...I was thinking more along the lines of dropping some acorns on Mr. Johnson's head when he comes out of his house.
