Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

pslock
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Some series of mine...
Working Retail
The Joy of Random
Minimalist Comics
The Millenium Collection

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LABORATORY PLACE

by pslock
12-06-03


	I AM GOING TO INVEST IN BEANIE BABIES AND RETIRE!!!


	MY CALCULATIONS SHOW THAT YOU WOULD EARN APPROXIMATELY $0.02 YOUR FIRST DAY.


	WHAT? NO, NO...THERE'S A HUGE MARKET OUT THERE FOR BEANIES. THEY'RE LIKE MORE POPULAR THAN JESUS CHRIST!


	THIS IS UNTRUE. MY STUDIES SHOW NOT EVEN WHITE TRASH ARE BUYING INTO BEANIES AS THEY ONCE WERE.


	DAMN, WHY CAN'T A GOOD, DIM-WITTED CONSUMER FAD STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO MAKE A BUCK?


	IT IS HARD TO PREDICT THE STUPIDITY OF THE MASSES. MY COUSIN, THE XL250, FRIED HIS MOTHERBOARD ONCE ATTEMPTING SUCH A FEAT. I PERSONALLY THINK WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE PET ROCK.

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