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Bush died for your sins.

by pslock
2-11-04


	I'm sure by now you've seen the incontrovertable proof that I attended the National Guard for a period of about 3 hours. I SERVED THIS COUNTRY, DAMNIT! I AM A HERO!!


	Why, there were times I had to stay on base late, so I was late for dinner and stuff! And, so, I say to you the American public, who is better qualified to lead this nation than ME!

Meanwhile, back in the 1970s...


	Whee!! I'm flying planes daddy!! I'm killing gooks!!! Just like the big men!


	Get away from that painting, son! Damnit, how many times do I have to scold you!! That's it...I'm taking some of your oil wells away..