The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: April 27, 2005

by pslock
4-27-05
*urrrrgh* Nope.. can't do it. I just can't GO with that freaky attendant standing there!
Should you need anything, sir, I am here to assist you in your needs. Please..enjoy your restroom experience.
Yeah, hey, ummm... could you, like, go out for a bit so I can crap in peace and privacy??
Oh, but sir, that would be a clear violation of this eatery's fine tradition of 5-star service.
Look, I had your 5 bean burrito special, 3 "Holy Beef It's Beef!!" tacos, and a bunch of garlic cloves that I thought were something else. Ok???
......point taken, sir. I shall return in 5 minutes.