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by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Officer Cockroach, you corn-eating ****head! Since you forgot to tell me that X-19's vaginal reservoir ran dry, I've been chafing for a week!
Hey, my bad. It was an honest mistake.
Yeah, well, I just found out today that the company that manufactures the proper lubricating fluid has gone belly-up. Now what?
Oh, that's no problem. A 70/30 mix of motor oil and pineapple juice will work just fine for the X-19 series.
And how exactly do you know this?
At this time I would like to plead the Fifth Amendment.
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