I'm sick and tired of you using me to tell one of your stupid jokes. Everytime you can't come up with something about your own pathetic life you pull out the squirrel card.
So, how about you stick to telling how cool you are because you take advantage of your Mom's generosity. Or how you occasionally get some drug addled slut to give you a blow job before she nods off.
Oh, very funny. Good luck explaining how you happen to have a pink bunnyman in your bedroom to your 13 cool Stripcreator followers.
Don't worry boss. That squirrel doesn't know you at all. 13 followers, everyone knows that at least 10 of those guys quit coming to this site years ago.
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