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I'm insane. Deal with it.
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by stormcloud
Holy Bejesus. You guys ****ed me. Again. What is your problem? Is it entirely impossible for you, a bank, to keep track of my money? Isn't that what, by its very definition, supposed to happen?
*Beep* Please hold, and the next available representative will assist you *Beep*
What the hell are you talking about? You're right in front of me! How the **** am I supposed to hold, when i'm not on the phone? Simple question-Where the **** is my money?
*Beep* Your expected hold time is...6,234,586,123 minutes. For your convience, our office is open Monday thru Friday, from 9:00am to 9:05 am. Now scram, sucker *Beep*
*Beep* By the way, have you heard of our new intrest free loans? All you need to do is swear your undying allegiance to us (as well as this simple little donor form), and you can have your money back
Dude, I am so disillusioned right now.
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