"Well, it all started a few days ago. I was on vacation in Tahiti, and I saw a sign that said something about Voodoo Potions..."
Probably some lame tourist trap... ah, what the hey. I got nothin' else going on.
"The clerk spouted some mumbo-jumbo about the 'white devil's sin made flesh' or something. So I walked back out."
Whatever.
You will soon know the power of the gods!
"All of sudden, I felt, like, really thirsty. Thirstier than I'd ever felt. Only, instead of looking for a bar, like usual, I found myself looking for a human jugular vein for some reason."
Oh my god, that looks delicious... WHY DOES THAT LOOK DELICIOUS?!
