I was the one who asked for the "rapid exit" cloud, many moons ago. I didn't want to say what I wanted it for at the time, since I figured I'd never get it if people knew what I'd do with it. But now it's here, and, after months of waiting, I bring you:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=28324
[Click to view comic: 'I Am the Snake, Bite Bite Bite (Strip Creator Cut)']
For those who are intrigued rather than appalled, I direct you to http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/ce/iatsbbb/.
On another subject, how did it come about that Johnny is now named Brad? And how can I accomplish this? If I had two names, I'd use a different one each time the bill collectors called. Or are they really two different people, and Brad is taking care of the site for Johnny while the latter spends three months in Hades for having eaten of the pomegranate? I'm all confused.
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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!