Sicko Bunny shows up for work by Spankling 7-23-01

Okay bud, I'm here. I'm queer. Deal with it. What part do I play? I can't believe they nagged me for so long... for this! HEY crotch-face! I'm talking to you! What? OH... wait here and I'll get a script. clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp *SLAM* hello?

The new graphics are great. Nice job.

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That curtain and floor background looks fantastic. Great stuff, DexX.

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Rip Off # 38969 by Spankling 7-23-01

Me love you long time! Drop the act sister! I'm gonna stop you from making a mockery of womanhood! Sucky sucky! Five dolla! Okay you win. Can I have the rest of my leg now?

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I can't believe it's not bunny! by BigEvilDan 7-23-01

One of these things is not like the others...

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Can Maura Take the Competition? by Spankling 7-23-01

*knock knock* Yes? ACK! What the hell are you! Your wake up call, bitch. The boss says if you don't start puttin' out that I'll be movin' is as fem fatale. Got it! *snerk* You really think you can take my place? Honey, I got moves that would give Tobor cramps. Now step off, I got a life to live.

Who knew the bunny would be so popular?

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Whoops by gabe_billings 7-23-01

You know, the underwear's supposed to go on the inside.

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Brad Goes to Hell by gabe_billings 7-23-01

Hey there, Sonny. Time to pay the fiddler. Let's go. Are you out of your mind? I told him 50 years or until my website gets more hits in a week than Yahoo. Check your logs. Some guy named Crappy logged twelve billions hits alone since Tuesday. Damn it. I told him to stop trying to vote for his own comics. Hey. This is just temporary, right? I just have to like, atone for my sins or something? Sure, Bradley. Just got one task for you. We've been saving a copy of every paper since the dawn of time and we need you to make a collage of Family Circus characters big enough to cover Saturn.

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Ball dog meets a friend by Spankling 7-23-01

Nice package. Back atcha!

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Knock Knock #3 by gabe_billings 7-23-01

And up next is everyone's favorite scamp, crappy! Knock knock. Who's there? Crabby! Fuck off.

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Speaking of comic series that never die...

Interviews with the Lowpass Characters - Part 13 by BigEvilDan 7-23-01

Interview with DexX So DexX, what made you decide to draw yourself into the Strip Creator? Well, I've gotten so much laughter from this site, I really wanted to be a part of it. Really...? Yeah. So did you forget about the rampant sodomy jokes or are you just stupid? Obviously you've never been to Australia.

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All hail Brad! by BigEvilDan 7-23-01

So, you're the guy who runs this site, eh? Yup, that's me. So, doesn't that make you, like, God around here. I guess that make sense, in a way. Dammit, the new guy is stealing our job! Great, I'll take any excuse to get out of here.

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I was the one who asked for the "rapid exit" cloud, many moons ago. I didn't want to say what I wanted it for at the time, since I figured I'd never get it if people knew what I'd do with it. But now it's here, and, after months of waiting, I bring you:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=28324

I Am the Snake, Bite Bite Bite (Strip Creator Cut) by evil_d 7-24-01

I am the snake! Bite bite bite! No, I am the snake! Bite bite bite! NO. *I* AM THE SNAKE. BITE BITE BITE!

For those who are intrigued rather than appalled, I direct you to http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/ce/iatsbbb/.

On another subject, how did it come about that Johnny is now named Brad? And how can I accomplish this? If I had two names, I'd use a different one each time the bill collectors called. Or are they really two different people, and Brad is taking care of the site for Johnny while the latter spends three months in Hades for having eaten of the pomegranate? I'm all confused.

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On another subject, how did it come about that Johnny is now named Brad? And how can I accomplish this? If I had two names, I'd use a different one each time the bill collectors called. Or are they really two different people, and Brad is taking care of the site for Johnny while the latter spends three months in Hades for having eaten of the pomegranate? I'm all confused.

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Well, the time spent making the new artwork has been vindicated - I have laughed more at this thread than I have at anything in ages. Ow, my stomach hurts, but I don't care! Gabe's knock-knock joke came very close to making me fall of my fucking chair... I am still giggling about it. Spankling's, Descolada's and Big Evil Dan's too... I can't stop giggling. Fuck it - I'm going to go back and read them all again! I don't think I actually have a hernia yet. Here goes...

*read*

HAHAHAHA!!!

*pop!*

Medic!

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Joke joke. Who's there? by boorite 7-24-01

Knock knock. Who's there? An escaped serial killer.

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Knock knock some heads by boorite 7-24-01

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police-- open up! It's the police open up who? It's the police-- open up so we can beat you savagely. I don't get it.

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My young son loves knock knock jokes. Too bad I can't tell him the funniest ones I know.

Michael Jackson.. Ha ha ha.

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TOBOR KNOCK YOUR ASS by Spankling 7-24-01

KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? CORNHOLE What kept ya? Traffic... And wirthling went extra innings.

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A little self-deprecating humour never hurt anyone... by DexX 7-24-01

Wait on... let me get this straight... you now have you own graphic, drawn by... yourself? Is that right? Yup, drawn by myself. It's a zen thing, don't let it bother you. Soooo... I am not stuck being _you_ every time you want to represent yourself in a strip. Is that right too? Yup, you are free to be your own man. You may now be yourself, with no fear of your image being stolen by me. Later... But DexXy baby, you promised we could spend some time together tonight... For the last time - my name isn't DexX! Go away!

Half-hearted use of the new images, I admit...

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The best-laid plans... by DexX 7-24-01

Cool - the new characters and backgrounds are finally online! What should I draw and submit next, Johnny? How about some new animals? We have the elephant, donkey, and bird. How about, I don't know... a kangaroo, maybe? DexX ponders the possibilities Heh heh heh... and then DexX says to the kangaroo, "What's that perfume you're wearing?" and the kangaroo says... StripCreator.com Aaaahhhh... no. Any other thoughts? Urm... that donkey could do with some more poses and facial expresions...

Yes, this strip uses DexX-only art!

OK, "art" might be too strong a word...

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DexX presents - The New Art, Part One. by DexX 7-24-01

G'day everyone. Just thought I might point out a few of the new characters and backgrounds you may have missed. Hello. I am a microphone and stand with visible feet, foruse by characters who also have visible feet. Not DexX, for example. I'm Jael, and this fun little device is the splitter background. It lets you pretend you have more than three frames. Though, like anything in the strip creator, it is whatever you use it for. For example, it could be used as a mirror. Damn, I'm looking hot today! I am Captain Low Pass, and this is my arch enemy, Sicko Bunny! Not to be confused with that other naughty bunny who once spent time here. Yeah, I think they've worked it out. Now, are you going to buy some of my Avon products or not?

This started out as a serious guide, but got a bit silly along the way...

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DexX presents - The New Art, Part Two. by DexX 7-24-01

There are now a few new props, basically classic cartoon actions. They are- hey! You two! Stop fighting! Bastard! *BIFF!* *CRACK!* Wanker! *SMASH!* Isn't this fight cloud a bit small for two of us? *CRUNCH!* The Grey alien? he isn't new? This background isn't either! What the- True, but that prop is. Coming soon - a smoking pile of ash, right DexX? Don't make me come out there! Hey! That prop is meant to show a rapid exit! It is _NOT_ a fart! Stop that right now! *FRRRPT!* [singing] He rode a blazing saddle, he wore a shining star... [/singing]

...and it gets sillier.

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Jael Needs Her Space by Spankling 7-24-01

Do me a favor will you? Smell my hair. Does it smell funny to you? *sniff* YOINKS! What have you been rolling in?!? The Avon lady said it would add shine and luster. *cough* Well you've been had. And for the love of GOD get that shit out of my face!!! It's perfect. I'll take a case. I'll have it for you next week. By the way, it not only offends roommates, but makes a good rat poison.

I feel guilty of something when I use the Jael character. I SWEAR my carnal thoughts are purely platonic!

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Captain Long Briefs by boorite 7-24-01

Evil Dr. Pedantic! At last I have penetrated your lair. Your mad scheme shall never come to fruition! What in blue blazes are you smiling about? Sorry, did you say something? I was scoping your hangtime.

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The Captain Tries to Show Off by Spankling 7-24-01

*polite applause* And for my next magic trick, I will force my unit to explode from my pants! *POP* Unnnggh! Errrrrrrgh! HUARRRRRRGH *pant pant* Ha ha ha ha ha *wild applause* Uhhh... Is there a doctor in the house? I think I ruptured something. Please help me.

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