Since the other thread has kind of digressed, and there's nothing I enjoy talking about more than music (except maybe wrestling), I thought I'd start a new one.

What are the sexiest albums that you know? The misses and I were discussing our top "doing it" albums, and here's 10 that we thought of, in no order.

1) Portishead: Dummy
For when you want to feel like a spy
2) Pulp:This is hardcore
Something about Jarvis' voice just reeks of cool...and sex
3) Radiohead: OK computer
I think the ambient tones of it are very erotic
4) The The: Dusk
Classic.
5) Jeff Buckley: Grace
Beautiful voice, melodic and gorgeous
6) Brad: Shame
my wife's personal fave
7) Operatica:Shine
It's about as close to Enigma as I can get
8) Bjork: Debut
Dancy, soft at times, fast at others
9) Beatles: White album
Great album in so many ways, the only bad part is that i own it only on vinyl, so if i don't mind stopping, running down stairs, flipping the record and then running back up, it's perfect.
10) The soundtrack to Romeo and Juliette(the hip one)
Mainly for that Garbage song. Yummy.

And you?

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The only sexy song *I* need is Gangsta Love by Bradsucks.

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9) Beatles: White album
Great album in so many ways, the only bad part is that i own it only on vinyl, so if i don't mind stopping, running down stairs, flipping the record and then running back up, it's perfect.

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What are the sexiest albums that you know? The misses and I were discussing our top "doing it" albums, and here's 10 that we thought of, in no order.

1) Portishead: Dummy
For when you want to feel like a spy

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9. 80s Pop Songs. (the slow ones seem to work for my lady)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I fucking [u]HATE[/u] that fucking cuntard piece of shit song, what a wanking arse pile of cunt nuggets!!

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I fucking [u]HATE[/u] that fucking cuntard piece of shit song, what a wanking arse pile of cunt nuggets!!

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If I was in the middle of making out, or having sex or whatever it was you were doing when you heard that song, I would vomit blood into the mouth of the poor girl who was involved, also I would ram my fingers so far into my ears that they met in a squishy brain soup in the middle, I would then head-butt the now crying and vomitting girl in the face until we both passed out.

Why the FUCK do you think they're called the "Wannadies"?

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Tell us how you really feel.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The sexiest song I know is "At the Epicurean Gyneacologist" by Visceral Evisceration.

It's followed closely by "Fucked with a Knife" by Cannibal Corpse. :P

Rod Stewart - "Stay With Me"

Annie Lennox/Eurythmics - "There Must Be an Angel"

The Sundays - "Wild Horses"

Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"

The Websters - "Kiss Me"

Sarah McLachlan - "Sweet Surrender"

Melissa Etheridge - "Come To My Window"

Cheap Trick - "Tonight It's You"

Pretty much anything by Smokey Robinson. That man could make a dead woman horny.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I don't really know any whole sexy albums, but some individual songs that I consider sexy are:

INXS "Not Enough Time"
Peter Gabriel "In Your Eyes"
Benny Mardones "Into The Night"
Tom Waits "Jersey Girl"
Grand Funk RR "Some Kind of Wonderful"
John Lee Hooker "Boom Boom"
Led Zeppelin "Whole Lotta Love"
Aretha Franklin "Natural Woman"
Gladys Knight "If I Were Your Woman"
Bruce Springsteen "I'm On Fire"
Chris Isaak "Wicked Game"
Karen Carpenter "A Song For You"

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1) Portishead: Dummy
2) Pulp:This is hardcore
4) The The: Dusk

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I would be lying if i said I didn't like this song and this band. They may have been played out in Europe (I only heard them on the Romeo and Juliette soundtrack) but damn my ears, I like them. Let the scorn begin.

Hey Unknown Eric, is Bis good? I only heard them briefly when I worked at a record store, but if you and I are on the same page about those other albums, I may have to give them another listen.

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Dont Bis do the Powerpuff Girls endtheme?

The wife likes them a LOT more than I do. There's two separate "eras" of Bis, each of which has its good points and bad points. The first few records (up to "Social Dancing") are kind of mildly cartoony electropunk. Fun, but all the shouting and sloganeering can get annoying. The last two records ("Music For A Stranger World" and "Return To Central") are more electronic/techno based records, which lose a lot of the hyper-shouty stuff that could get on your nerves, but also lost some of the hooks that made the early stuff so enjoyable.

They're certainly worth a shot, especially if you find one of their CDs used or in a cut-out bin. I'm just not sure if my mild antipathy towards them recently is due to the quality of the music, or just that I've had to hear those records (and Placebo's "Black Market Music") almost daily for the past 6 months, cause Sarah loves them so.

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Don't Bis do the Powerpuff Girls endtheme?

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I just bought the newest OutKast album and 'The Love Below' (Andre 3K's disc) oozes sex.

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I listened to that Wannadies .mp3

And you know what? Kajun is fucking spot on. I wouldn't make a dog listen to that track.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If I ever had sex with music playing, these would be my picks:

"Sway" Bic Runga (If you haven't heard it, hear it.)

"Hush" Angie Aparo

"Underneath Your Clothes" Shakira

I realize these are kind of the obvious ones, but they're totally sensual.

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I listened to that Wannadies .mp3

And you know what? Kajun is fucking spot on. I wouldn't make a dog listen to that track.

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Which reminds me: Whose idea was it to let Kim Carnes make records?

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What others say about boorite!

Well, to be fair, all the boys did think she was a spy...

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I listened to that Wannadies .mp3

And you know what? Kajun is fucking spot on. I wouldn't make a dog listen to that track.

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Kramer_vs_kramer hates them too. He's also confused by all the Bis-love.