Hey, y'all. I hope this template is a little more 'congruous' than my last one for all you sticklers out there. Rules are, as always:

1) Change only the last panel
2) You may change directions the character faces, but not use different characters.
3) Add text to either character, or both
4) Title can be changed, there's an award for it.
5) Host is the winner of the award for best punch line, the "Zinger award"

Bonus 'Trivia' Question for 25 extra points:

[font=arial]Of all the characters you'd like to see on this site, what do you want to see the most?[/font]

Please describe the character (such as, 'Man with nunchucks' or 'Unicorn'), and don't just say things like 'Homestar Runner'. The coolest idea will win, and I'll draw it and annoy the living shit out of Brad until he adds it. Enjoy!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Template']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is my first FTC....i am so sorry....
[Click to view comic: 'Holidays for the Timid']

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

[Click to view comic: 'how the pumpin REALLY got carved']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'how the pumpkin REALLY REALLY got carved']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: I Fucking Hate Holiday Comic Contests.']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Revisionist History']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15 : Randy Jackson Had Bad Hair']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15 : Mice, Balls, and Fairies']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Making Do With What's at Hand']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Semi-Anti-French Humor']

A pun and political incorrectness. Not bad for a start. For the bonus question:

I want Pikachu to be added to Strip Creator. Why? Because the resulting deluge of anti-Pokemon strips - all filled with the same tired, hackeneyed, and cliched "Pokemon sucks" punchlines - would probably drive most of the people here insane, cause them unbearable agony, or both. And I would laugh, because I like to laugh at the misery and torment of others.

(Whether or not I'm joking I'll leave for you to decide.)

[Click to view comic: 'Thing Contest #15: Cabal of Evil!']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Decade']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: She Blinded Me With Compliance']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: At the Trading Deadline']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It would help if you payed attention to the question. NO TRADEMARKED CHARACTERS. Maybe a caricature of Pikachu, or a Pokemon-type character, but let's try to stay away from the intellectual property of others.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I need a girl zombie, damn it. I'm going to have to win this.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was kidding. And I was going for a "break the rules" gag. Meh. I'll come up with a real request later. Though having some nondescript "cute yellow rodent" wouldn't be too bad. And it may still unleash a wave of terror and corruption.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Let's Pump-kin Iron!']

[Click to view comic: 'Thing Contest #15: Terror in the Night!']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

After reading ObiJo's strip I have decided that entering this FTC would be completely pointess.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Eh? Not that Obi-Jo's strip isn't TEH R0XX0R, but how does that invalidate your own contributions?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

thochaos, I usually like your comics. Just because you think a comic is funny doesn't mean other people do. Sumbit, please. ObiJo is definitely in the lead so far, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'kickin it with papa clause']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas']
[Click to view comic: 'Pumpkin Meets Santa']
[Click to view comic: 'Legal holiday']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Is the kid's last name Torvald?']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Jack-O-Lander']

Nice Peanuts reference.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15 - Fruit of the Loon']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"