Hey, y'all. I hope this template is a little more 'congruous' than my last one for all you sticklers out there. Rules are, as always:

1) Change only the last panel
2) You may change directions the character faces, but not use different characters.
3) Add text to either character, or both
4) Title can be changed, there's an award for it.
5) Host is the winner of the award for best punch line, the "Zinger award"

Bonus 'Trivia' Question for 25 extra points:

[font=arial]Of all the characters you'd like to see on this site, what do you want to see the most?[/font]

Please describe the character (such as, 'Man with nunchucks' or 'Unicorn'), and don't just say things like 'Homestar Runner'. The coolest idea will win, and I'll draw it and annoy the living shit out of Brad until he adds it. Enjoy!

FTC #15: Template by MikeyG 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is my first FTC....i am so sorry....

Holidays for the Timid by RottingPlecenta 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And now....needless drug referance.. You are so stoned arn't you? You would'nt beleve it...

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

how the pumpin REALLY got carved by xxausrottenxx 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! ...just dont tell satan on me this is the LAST time i call those friend finder numbers

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xx( o Y o. )xx

how the pumpkin REALLY REALLY got carved by xxausrottenxx 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! when i said fuck christmas, it was one of those figures of speech well thats not how i took it, and i cant find the paris hilton tapes, so come here, pumpkin skin penetrates easily

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Untitled by Zaster 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Please can I guide you sleigh? I glow *much* brighter than Rudolph and his stupid nose! Ho ho! I admire your opportunism. It's how I took this holiday away from baby Jesus, just like he took it away from the Romans!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 15: I Fucking Hate Holiday Comic Contests. by Ewwwww 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Pumpkin seeks new employment and becomes santas assistant! So when the Grinch come around the corner, I shank him? This would be so much easier if you had hands.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Untitled by Zaster 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! She trusts me completely! Now what? Frag the bitch. October, November, AND December will be mine!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Revisionist History by ObiJo 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And then she was all "Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day" but I was all "How dare you besmudge the dignity of Christmas!" Toy train it is!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC #15 : Randy Jackson Had Bad Hair by niteowl 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! All I want for christmas is to not be just another Random Carved Pumpkin. I want to be a star! Look kid, the American Idol tryouts are over there...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #15 : Mice, Balls, and Fairies by niteowl 12-22-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! We're with the temp agency, the fairy sent me here along with the mice. And you're one ugly looking Cinderella. And you Halloween characters wonder why you don't get any respect. Insults!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #15: Making Do With What's at Hand by Xuanwu 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Why are you going to dress me up as Judge Judy and then cover me in wrapping paper? Some kid requested a squash court.

FTC #15: Semi-Anti-French Humor by Xuanwu 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! No, no, you see, "fuck" is just French for "The best holiday ever is." The French say "Fuck Christmas!" all the time! Honest! Please don't feed me to the reindeer... I think the coal supply of France will be experiencing a dramatic surge this Christmas.

A pun and political incorrectness. Not bad for a start. For the bonus question:

I want Pikachu to be added to Strip Creator. Why? Because the resulting deluge of anti-Pokemon strips - all filled with the same tired, hackeneyed, and cliched "Pokemon sucks" punchlines - would probably drive most of the people here insane, cause them unbearable agony, or both. And I would laugh, because I like to laugh at the misery and torment of others.

(Whether or not I'm joking I'll leave for you to decide.)

Thing Contest #15: Cabal of Evil! by Zaster 12-23-03

andom Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. d people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! About that "Smashing Pumpkins" CD in my stocking... not funny! Ho Ho! You've been a naughty vegetable!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 15: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Decade by kaufman 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! It's like this, Nick. We moved Christmas to April, and people are still getting worked up for it in mid-October. So now we're going to try moving it to July of years ending in 9. All right, but then you know it's 5 1/2 years till you get your Polly Perky Punkin Tits doll.

FTC 15: She Blinded Me With Compliance by kaufman 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! You're sleeping with the fishes, motherfucker.

FTC 15: At the Trading Deadline by kaufman 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Hmmmm ... I don't know if this will improve our standing. It's my final offer. You send us three ghosts and a zombie, and in return I'll give you two angels, a donkey, the Grinch, and a wise man to be named later.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It would help if you payed attention to the question. NO TRADEMARKED CHARACTERS. Maybe a caricature of Pikachu, or a Pokemon-type character, but let's try to stay away from the intellectual property of others.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I need a girl zombie, damn it. I'm going to have to win this.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was kidding. And I was going for a "break the rules" gag. Meh. I'll come up with a real request later. Though having some nondescript "cute yellow rodent" wouldn't be too bad. And it may still unleash a wave of terror and corruption.

FTC #15: Let's Pump-kin Iron! by Xuanwu 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Then we went back to my hang and I pumped her good! You should have the way she was beggin' and moanin' for more! Man, I love those angsty Wiccan types! When can you bring her up to my place? I'm in the mood for a HO HO HO!

Thing Contest #15: Terror in the Night! by Zaster 12-23-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! I'm here to kill you. I demand you pick me up and ram my stem through your heart this instant! How did you get past my 6th level elfin warriors?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

After reading ObiJo's strip I have decided that entering this FTC would be completely pointess.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Eh? Not that Obi-Jo's strip isn't TEH R0XX0R, but how does that invalidate your own contributions?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

thochaos, I usually like your comics. Just because you think a comic is funny doesn't mean other people do. Sumbit, please. ObiJo is definitely in the lead so far, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

kickin it with papa clause by xxausrottenxx 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And people do their Thanksgiving shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until December! FUCK Thanksgiving! you're a whore, you know that

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas by EvilZak 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! OK, I understand you rolling my workshop, but using the rolls first is just uncalled for.

Pumpkin Meets Santa by EvilZak 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! I can understand the witch getting mad at me, but I didn't know pumpkins could have periods.

Legal holiday by EvilZak 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Either tone down the Christmas frenzy, or we'll sue your ass for copyright infringement! Fine, fine! We'll meet your demands, just so long as Scrooge doesn't have to learn his lessons from the Goat of Christmas Past!

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AFROMANS MOVE

FTC #15: Is the kid's last name Torvald? by Xuanwu 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And that's when I realized: if I kill you and claim your powers, I could hand out presents on Halloween! And people would refer to me as "The Supreme Squash!" You're just doing this so you can screw the kid who carries around the blanket, aren't you?

FTC #15: Jack-O-Lander by Xuanwu 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And that's when I realized, Santa: there candy only one! Good thing my real name is Connor MaClaus!

Nice Peanuts reference.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTC 15 - Fruit of the Loon by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-24-03

Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! And thats when she tried to rape me with the broomstick Geraldo. Wow. Stay tuned for more Ritual Pagan abuse stories after these words from our sponsors.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"