Hey Did you know that if you put your middle name and your street name together you get your so called "porn star name"? Sorry I know this is really random..but I thought it would be funny to see everyone elses.

Oh yeah, mines Lynn Hermar

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

David Venus?

are you sure this is my porn star name and not my traveling gypsy name?

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It's grime time.

Well, I guess it could be what ever you want..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Arlin Highway 99? O.o

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I thought it was supposed to be the street you grew up on.

Mine would be either Patrick Dunbar, Patrick Comet, or Patrick 74th Drive.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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AFROMANS MOVE

It might be old but its still good. And im not sure it's a joke either..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

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AFROMANS MOVE

All jokes are old. We just repackage them with sodomy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Why did the Tobor cross the road?

To cornhole the other side!!!

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Poop.

Oh cool, I'm John Lawson. Don't we already have one of those here?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ron Jeremy.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

middle name + street name... got it.

Daniel "Hey Shithead, Get Off the Fucking Sidewalk"? I don't think that's such a great porn star name.

The way we used to play it was you took the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name (assuming you knew who she was) and that was your porn star name.

Using this, mine was Fluffy Mann.

I had a friend who's was Thumper Cherry which I always found amusing.

Using your method, regardless of when I lived there, it would be James Dundrenan, James Orchard Park Avenue or James Canmore.

Personally, I think our method was funnier.

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Dad was flammable

Well mine would be boring... Marie Chestnut! How exciting!(not). I thought it was soap opera name though?

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

well, according to Kajun's way... I'd be Nice Weiner.

HOLY SHIT. I MURDERED ALL OF YOU WITH THIS ONE.

Daniel Forbes...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Oh cool, I'm John Lawson. Don't we already have one of those here?

Fuck off, there's no-one here with remotely that kind of name.

Mine is Edward St.George. That sounds like some pretty high class porn action I'd be involved in - I'd be the duke who walks into the scullery looking for his servants, only to find them getting the raunch on - and then spanking the plump little maid silly. Damn.

With Kajun's way I'd be Max Mountainvaille.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Calm Down

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Just kidding.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Yeah I like Kajuns better..mine would be lucky marsh..not to funny.

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

I dont like mine so im not gonna say it, but it would be cooler if you could took your most hated teachers first name for the first name and an adjective to describe them as the last name, then you would have a great name!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Well, Kajun's way (First pet and Mother's maiden name) I would be Cuddles Messett...

The other way would be, like... Anne Preston, or Anne Hunt, or Anne Berini, or Anne Delayen, or Anne Laguna.

According to the pornstar name generator (on in4mador) my name is Raquel Hunter.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Doing it the pet/maiden name way (which is the way I've always done it, too), I'd be Chip Ramsay, which sounds sufficiently porny.