http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16709&item=4167395644

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Note: My real life isn't for sale.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Note on note: My internet one is.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Note on note on note: I know that's not a life.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Um, isn't your internet life about 99% your real life? If not I want my money back. [Not that I've ever given or considered giving you money.]

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You know where it says "go to larger picture"? I'm sorry, but I just couldn't do it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The larger one has WHITE AROUND IT!! (the white makes it larger)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Then you should always stand against a white wall, so people will think you're taller.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

dcom, you better not leave forever

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Do it just for the pic of dcom's mom.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

A couple of the old schoolers have already seen my mom, but I think they've all left now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think I misread...a naked pic of dcom's mom?

P.S. - Why the hell are you doing this, dcom?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If it were for sale, could we cut you up and eat you, or is it just one of those slave-master things?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Apparently, dcom has a secret addiction to cross stitch. Check out the feedback and the previous auctions.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'll pay a buck for the naked girlfriend picture, even it's probably just some anime chick with gigantic eyes.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oooh, outbid by jes lawson already.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This is great. People actually want me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I always wanted you.

Well, I would buy you if I wasn't flat broke. And I knew how to use the internet to buy things. My mom has been giving me way too many chores and I want to go out, so I'll need the lawn mowed by 4 and the dishes and laundry done before she gets home. K?

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You know you totally missed me!

I would do that for you anyway.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Psh...No you would do it for MikeyG. I know you have feelings for him. :P

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You know you totally missed me!

Feelings of contempt.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh come on, the love-hate relationship is so obvious. As is the chemistry.

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You know you totally missed me!

The only thing I love about MikeyG is that he isn't around a whole lot.

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Batman created by Bob Kane