Hello, and welcome to the Second Annual Jet Comic Competition. I'm sure most of us will remember NGrassi22 and his bad comics and dumb brain, but most memorable of all was his fondness for making stupid contests. One of these contests was the annual jet comic competition, a contest everyone hated of course, but it was probably his most successful work. Being the winner of the first competition, and seeing as how he doesnt seem to be around anymore to start up the second one, I've taken it upon myself to continue this contest's legacy. The same rules apply as before:

1. Submit any comic you want. There are no rules at all.

I know it's a totally random contest, but I wanted to stay true to NGrassi's original rules. I hope to see you all entering!

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Legalize Love!

You son of a bitch.

Hey, why not?
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[Click to view comic: 'GOAL.']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'Smack Me Up']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'Contest Entry']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Oh, and the judging shall take place sometime this week. Somewhere around Thursday, I should like to think.

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Legalize Love!

[Click to view comic: 'MY AWESOME ENTRY, ITS REALLY AWESOME, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT']

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: '"Goatse" The Musical']

I R TEH WINNAR!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'Jet Comic Competion 2-the american stereotype']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Blue is the color of victory.

[Click to view comic: '"The Castle" starring Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Fine, but I have dibs on YOURS, you delicious pile of man meat.

[Click to view comic: 'One Day at a "Magic: The Gathering" Card Festival']

Agreed. Now bring me the colon of Abe Vigoda.

[Click to view comic: ':oP']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

*runs away*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

*runs away*

Shouldn't that be *backs away*?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

With a cork in her butt.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

*runs away*

Shouldn't that be *backs away*?

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Blue is the color of victory.

Alas, it was a fun contest, and I can tell you all just really loved it, but now it's over. As much fun as we've had, and as good as all the entries were, there can always be one winner. And that winner is biped for his strip: Andy Kaufman's Giant Head. Congratulations biped, you get the title of OFFICIAL JET COMIC CREATOR, and bragging rights to the rest of your stripcreator peers! You lucky duck!

The fate of Third Annual Jet Comic Competition is in your hands, and I can't wait to see what you do with it!

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Legalize Love!

whoops, i didnt know this was a PV

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I have two responses to that. Unfortunately, they are in "smarty-pants" mode and both end with "HA, HA, BURN!!!", so please bear with me.

[smarty-pants]

1. He said "Submit any comic you want. There are no rules at all." HA, HA, BURN!!!

2. I used paintbox instead of photoshop. HA, HA, BURN!!!

[/smarty-pants]

And now, back to "humble" mode.

[humble]

Thank you for generously selecting my crappy comic as the winner. I feel totally unworthy of this honor, since everyone else did such a fine job.

[/humble]

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YOU LIE! I DID A HORRIBLE JOB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)