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Eat shit, motherfuckers.
(See if you can decipher the real meaning.)
Damn, boorite. I didn't realize you had a thing for MikeyG. Now I'm jealous.
I HAVE A THING FOR MIKEYG!
Now do you know?
Of course, Ivy, I have a thing for you that is orders of magnitude larger than my thing for MikeyG, and so there is no need for jealousy. In fact, I am fooling around with airline timetables for [your town here]. I will show up at your morning coffee shop with a pot of chrysanthemums, a teddy bear, and a hot water bottle embossed with my name, so that when you suffer from dysmenorrhea, and you lay this warmth against your belly or back, you will think of me and me alone.
I realize that I will be stood up at your "morning coffee shop." You do not get up in the morning. I shall stand there forlorn in some postage stamp of a town in Hell's frozen corner, holding a teddy bear and an embossed hot water bottle. That's alright with me. Such is my thing for you.
MikeyG? LEWL he = fag1t.
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