http://www.superdickery.com/other/191.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's fucking hilarious!

Hell with bandwidth. Just Embed It.

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What others say about boorite!

...and more truth:

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What others say about boorite!

Quite clever of the writer to slip that last one past his editor. Like that time I temped at the Sunday Herald and put in an acrostic reading "you are cunts".

Just shows up as the red X for me, which is why I didn't embed it. I'm presuming that they don't allow it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

http://www.superdickery.com/other/189.html

... It looks like Archie is pole-dancing in this one.

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The real question who would you rather bang silly

Veronica or Betty?

Veronica may be a dyke but she's mad sexy.

HAHA
As a lover of Archie comics since I was a kid, I can definitely appreciate this. I always felt the same way, too.

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You know you totally missed me!

Archie is a catamite.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... Does that make up for the fact she's a sinner?

I would take Veronica. She would be more willing to do anal. Betty seems like a prude who would only do missionary (possibly cowgirl if she was drunk, but that still doesn't cut the mustard).

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Copy and paste this link: http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/SmartBombStudios-justice.jpg into the address bar of your browser, don't click the link or you'll just get a forbidden error message (which I assume you've probably already found out and you will have clicked the link before you finished reading this post).

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Dad was flammable

Sacks of cock. It showed up for me in preview because I had it cached. Duh.

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I disagree, I think it would be the other way around. Veronica's a stuck-up rich girl... Betty's your down home gal who'll bang the living hell out of you.

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I has a flavor!

Perhaps. But there's something undeniably dirty about Veronica. She's a bitch, so you know she wouldn't hold back.

Hell, why choose one? I bet Archie could pull off a threesome if he put some effort (and alcohol) into it.

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Archie could have had anyone he wanted. I'm sure he picked up a lot of STD's in the process.

I'd do Midge, everyone else has.

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Poop.

Inflatable_Man is right. I used to read scores of Archie comics and I can safely gather that Veronica is a total whore. Betty is really prudish indeed (at least when compared to Veronica), and her looks pale in comparison.

Tough match, but I give it to Betty, personally. Archie deserves better than a skanky ho like Veronica. Let Jughead have her.

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It's grime time.

I heard Veronica seduced Mr Weatherbee, had sex with him and then claimed it was rape.

Mr Weatherbee lost his wife, his job and he killed himself as he awaited trial... all thanks to that harlot.

It's all in 'Archie's Girlfriend, Veronica' issue# 207...

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I always wanted to see Veronica and Betty duke it out with that random redheaded chick Archie seems to keep coming across here and there. And by "duke" it out, I absolutely mean "dyke" it out.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Did anyone ever read the "Archie vs The Punisher" comic that came out a few years back?

This is much like the Ginger vs. Mary Anne debate.

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Cheryl Blossom is the random redheaded chick.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes! It was kick ass!

... I still don't know who came up with that idea and how he got it past the suits, but he is on the official list of coolest people ever. Now, if only Reggie had gotten his ass capped.

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Oh... My... God.

http://www.superdickery.com/other/190.html

I guess Archie wasn't thrilled about River-Dale getting desegregated.

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