It was either this or go back to work.
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One day, Brad decided to ____(verb)____ a wonderful new ____(noun)____. He devoted ____(time)____ to ____(verb-ing)____ it and when it was ____(verb-past)____, he was ____(adjective)____ of himself.

Then, many ____(pl. noun)____ showed up to ____(verb)____ in his ____(adjective)____ creation. They were from ____(Place)____ and ____(verb-past)____ one another ____(adverb)____. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made ____(noun)____ for the ____(noun)____.

Pretty soon, Brad’s ____(noun)____ was filled with ____(number)____ new ____(pl. noun)____. There were such ____(adj)____ ____(noun)____ as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more ____(adj)____ crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the ____(adj.)____, such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were ____(verb-past)____ with open ____(pl. noun)____.

Then one day, Brad ____(verb-past)____ into a vat of ____(noun)____! He ____(verb-past)____ superpowers and started ____(verb-ing)____ everyone in sight! Using his amazing ____(superpower)____, he could ____(verb)____ his victims before taking them into his ____(place)____ and ____(verb-ing)____ them ____(adverb)____.

But then Wirthling used his awesome ____(superpower)____ to ____(verb)____ Brad. And thus, the ____(noun)____ between good and evil was ____(verb-past)____ and ____(noun)____ reigned once more in the land of ____(website)____.

The ____(noun)____.

One day, Brad decided to beat a wonderful new tree. He devoted 12 seconds to licking it and when it was licked, he was pleased of himself.

Then, many nuns showed up to fly in his hard creation. They were from the monastery and rode one another expeditiously. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made horns for the package.

Pretty soon, Brad’s mouth was filled with 5 new crayons. There were such screaming monkeys as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more green bananas in the crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the battered boxes such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were fucked with open fists.

Then one day, Brad spit into a vat of beans! He created superpowers and started shooting everyone in sight! Using his amazing spit, he could overpower his victims before taking them into his cave and pleasuring them slowly.

But then Wirthling used his awesome force field to stop Brad. And thus, the chair between good and evil was ended and blow-pops reigned once more in the land of CSC.
The leaf.

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obscenity filter is off

One day, Brad decided to bake a wonderful new waffle. He devoted 45 hours to bake it and when it was baked, he was mad of himself.

Then, many hot men showed up to make out in his bed creation. They were from biped's private harem and fellated one another poorly. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made breakfast for the sexual partners, many of whom they didn't know the name of.

Pretty soon, Brad’s house was filled with 1,000 new man whores. There were such attractive moneymakers as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more unsatisfactory crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the police spies, such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were invited with open legs.

Then one day, Brad came into a vat of areallystupidguy's collected jizz! He badly wanted superpowers and started crying at everyone in sight! Using his amazing guilt techniques, he could seduce his victims before taking them into his STRIPCREATOR HAREM OF MANLY COX and blackmailing them senseless.

But then Wirthling used his awesome 35-foot penis to molest Brad. And thus, the line between good and evil was forgotten and disgusting sexual acts reigned once more in the land of hotstripcreatorkox.com.

The sex.

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It's grime time.

One day, Brad decided to screw a wonderful new rent-a-boy. He devoted minutes to pleasuring it and when it was done, he was proud of himself.

Then, many a-rent-a-boy showed up to Brad in his SexeD-uP creation. They were from Asia and fucked one another Up-teh-bum-hole. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made stand-by-AIDs-kits for the occasion.

Pretty soon, Brad’s BumHole was filled with billions of new Illegal-immigrant-spunk . There were such horneD-uP spectators as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more Impotent crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the Auld-Bastards, such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were horny with open bumholes.

Then one day, Brad fell into a vat of viagra! He Gained-hardon superpowers and started Bum-raping everyone in sight! Using his amazing hardon-powers, he could tittie-shag his victims before taking them into his backstreetBoy-themed-bedroom and invade them thoroughly.

But then Wirthling used his awesome STIs to kill Brad. And thus, the sex-juice between good and evil was lapped-up and prude-ism reigned once more in the land of make-believe.

The truth-is-out-there.

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Poo perhaps?

One day, Brad decided to ____ban____ a wonderful new ____talent____. He devoted ____three days____ to ____banning____ it and when it was ____banned____, he was ____proud____ of himself.

Then, many ____nOObs____ showed up to ____rEBEl____ in his ____fucking____ creation. They were from ____Dallas____ and ____felt____ one another ____endlessly____. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made ____babies____ for the ____Darwin Awards____.

Pretty soon, Brad’s ____ass____ was filled with ____300,000____ new ____dicks____. There were such ____veiny____ ____ones____ as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more ____thick____ crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the ____stumpy____, such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were ____squeezed in____ with open ____orifices____.

Then one day, Brad ____flipped____ into a vat of ____Spankling's Homemade Juices____! He ____discovered____ superpowers and started ____using____ everyone in sight! Using his amazing ____ability to increase the volume of his anal cavity____, he could ____swallow____ his victims before taking them into his ____basement____ and ____drinking____ them ____off____.

But then Wirthling used his awesome ____ability to give head____ to ____blow____ Brad. And thus, the ____sex____ between good and evil was ____not worth the booty call____ and ____celibacy____ reigned once more in the land of ____Ivytopia____.

The ____preceding message was brought to you by the Church of Christ and Latter Day Saints____.

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what if nigger meant kite

One day, Brad decided to ban a wonderful new spammer. He devoted eons and eons and some more eons to screwingit and when it was done, he was shy of himself.

One day, Brad decided to [u]create[/u] a wonderful new [u]website[/u]. He devoted [u]four years[/u] to [u]perfecting[/u] it and when it was [u]finished[/u] he was [u]proud (but, being Canadian, not too much so)[/u] of himself.

Then, many [u]nerds[/u] showed up to [u]try and be funny[/u] in his [u]online[/u] creation. They were from [u]weird places like "Scotland"[/u] and [u]insulted[/u] one another [u]goodnaturedly[/u]. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made [u]characters and backgrounds[/u] for the [u]website[/u].

Pretty soon, Brad’s [u]site[/u] was filled with [u]three[/u] new [u]users[/u]. There were such [u]funny[/u] [u]bastards[/u] as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were three more [u]weirdos[/u] such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the [u]nubiles[/u], such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were [u]welcomed[/u] with open [u]anuses[/u].

Then one day, Brad [u]threw fries and cheese curds[/u] into a vat of [u]gravy[/u]! He [u]breathed in the poutine vapors, thus giving himself[/u] superpowers and started [u]banning[/u] everyone in site! Using his amazingly [u]1337 h4xX0r p0w3rz[/u], he could [u]rapp the hard drives of[/u] his victims before taking them into his [u]control[/u] and [u]running rogue scripts on[/u] them [u]continously[/u]

But then Wirthling used his awesome [u]suckage[/u] to [u]suck[/u] Brad. And thus, the [u]sexual tension[/u] between good and evil was [u]relieved[/u] and [u]nerds[/u] reigned once more in the land of [u]stripcreator[/u].

The [u]Facts[/u].

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i wish umfumdisi was my grandad

and i got possums TITTIES! bar money that says theReverend's working on this as we speak

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what if nigger meant kite

One day, Brad decided to ____make____ a wonderful new ____sandwich____. He devoted ____five minutes____ to ____making____it and when it was ____finished____, he was ____proud____ of himself.

Then, many ____people____ showed up to ____participate____ in his ____tempting____ creation. They were from ____the neighborhood____ and ____helped____ one another ____nicely____. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made ____mustard____ for the ____sandwich____.

Pretty soon, Brad’s ____sandwich____ was filled with ____four____ new ____meats____. There were such ____good____ ____stackers____ as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more ____hungry____ crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the ____picky____, such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were ____served____ with open ____faced sandwiches____.

Then one day, Brad ____looked____ into a vat of ____cold cuts____! He ____lacked____ superpowers and started ____seeing____ everyone in sight! Using his amazing ____personality____, he could ____entertain____ his victims before taking them into his ____breakfast nook____ and ____feeding____ them ____generously____.

But then Wirthling used his awesome ____vocabulary____ to ____chide____ Brad. And thus, the ____lunch____ between good and evil was ____consumed____ and ____heartburn____ reigned once more in the land of ____www.chefbrad.com____.

The ____End____.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I might be. What's your granny's name?

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I might be. What's your granny's name?

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i find that VERY unlikely

her names grandmumfumdisi

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what if nigger meant kite

One day, Brad decided to [u]start[/u] a wonderful new [u]porn site[/u]. He devoted [u]186 hours[/u] to [u]uploading files[/u] to it and when it was [u]completely fucked[/u] up, he was [u]giddy, yet ashamed[/u] of himself.

Then, many [u]freaks[/u] showed up to [u]revel[/u] in his [u]ghastly[/u] creation. They were from places like [u]Flin Flon and Moose Jaw[/u], and [u]cornholed[/u] one another [u]repeatedly[/u]. Some, such as Kaddar and Dexx, even made [u]streaming video[/u] for the [u]site called "Bestiality r00lz!!!1!"[/u].

Pretty soon, Brad�s [u]booty hole[/u] was filled with [u]69[/u] new [u]penises[/u]. There were such [u]bad asses[/u] as attitudechicka, jes_lawson, and Spankling. There were the more [u]slutty[/u] crowd such as mmyers, biped, and boorite. Even the [u]cranky old fuckers[/u], such as UnknownEric, niteowl, and choadwarrior were [u]welcomed[/u] with open [u]arms (and open legs)[/u].

Then one day, Brad [u]started pouring tabasco sauce[/u] into a vat of [u]Michael Jackson look-alikes[/u]! He [u]stole Aquaman's[/u] superpowers and started [u]molesting[/u] everyone in sight! Using his amazing [u]powers of telepathy[/u], he could [u]mentally rape[/u] his victims before taking them into his [u]lair (ok, log cabin)[/u] and [u]feeding[/u] them [u]Tim Horton's Donuts[/u].

But then Wirthling used his awesome [u]hockey stick of doom[/u] to [u]spear[/u] Brad. And thus, the [u]duel[/u] between good and evil was [u]to continue forever[/u] and [u]total fucking chaos[/u] reigned once more in the land of [u]bestialityr00lz.com[/u].

The [u]hell you say...[/u]

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[u]Mystery Lib:[/u]

List your choices. Story will come soon...

01. adjective
02. mountain range
03. favorite childhood toy
04. -ing verb
05. -ed verb
06. fictional character
07. stripcreator user
08. vegetable
09. meat
10. fruit
11. expletive
12. *wildcard!* (put whatever you want)
13. article of clothing
14. weapon
15. world leader
16. article
17. adjective
18. stripcreator user
19. adverb
20. country
21. type of soup
22. verb
23. body part
24. verb
25. exclamation

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01. great
02. Pyrenees
03. legos
04. annoying
05. enjoyed
06. Don Quijote
07. Kaufman
08. Egg plant
09. veal
10. banana
11. darn!
12. yawn
13. trousers
14. axe
15. Kofi Anan
16. the
17. naughy
18. scyess
19. generally
20. Italy
21. gaspacho
22. kill
23. tongue
24. see
25. You!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

01. pink
02. Rockies
03. teddy bear
04. landing
05. poured
06. Harry Potter
07. KajunFirefly
08. carrot
09. steak
10. banana (though it's not a fruit, it has no seeds)
11. Shit!
12. Transformers, they're robots in disguise
13. sock
14. 9mm
15. Winston Churchill (these can be from the past, correct?)
16. the (I wasn't sure what kind of article you were looking for here)
17. jazzy
18. mmyers
19. rapidly
20. Bosnia
21. tomato
22. carve
23. toe
24. untie
25. Wow!

Are you going to choose random entries or do each entry as a complete story? If the first, I'd like the entire story with my words pmed to me please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

01. purple
02. Himalayas
03. slinky
04. exploding
05. defenestrated
06. Gilligan
07. boorite
08. watercress
09. kielbasa
10. banana
11. fuckety-fuck
12. joker
13. toga
14. trebouchet
15. this week's President of Bolivia
16. the
17. moist
18. NooniePuuBunny
19. proudly
20. Iceland
21. lobster bisque
22. direct
23. islets of Langerhans
24. think
25. Holy maniacal red robots, Batman!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

01. stank-ass
02. Appalachians
03. Matchbox cars
04. fucking
05. jerked
06. Batman
07. lara7
08. peas
09. chicken
10. pears
11. motherfucker
12. giant tits
13. Catholic school uniform
14. missile
15. Tony Blair
16. an
17. toe-curling
18. IvythePlant
19. quickly
20. Andorra
21. Hot and Sour
22. pound
23. penis
24. pick
25. Sweet Mother of Shit!

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I has a flavor!

Damn, now I actually have to write a story.

Maybe I'll do one for each of ya. :)

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01. swollen
02. 300 to 3800 feet
03. socket
04. electrifying
05. shocked
06. Electric Eel and the Safety Starfish which appear at the childrens burn ward of St. Jude's Hospital
07. Zaster
08. Terri Schiavo
09. to conjoin, bring together... i don't know! pass! next clue! 'pastrami'! yes! next clue!
10. Siegfried
11. cocktrigger
12. I am being forced to add this sentence to this mystery lib despite the fact that it will destroy my ability to create a coherent whole.
13. bill of tights
14. handgrenade job
15. i didn't know we had one. i thought we were a series of independent states. i bet this is the work of that 'General Zod' i keep hearing about
16. THE
17. engorged
18. UnknownEric
19. strokingly
20. they've all been eliminated i'm afraid. some big shots running the whole show now. goes by the name Zod. though i hear 'Australia' is still intact
21. clamhattan manchowder
22. get (try to work that in!)
23. phalange
24. wax
25. who tracked dead monkey into the house!

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what if nigger meant kite

Okay, without looking at your entries, I've written two Libs. In honor of Rush's 2112 album, I'm going to apply the Libs in this order--II., I., I., II.--to each of your posts. In some cases I've added words (in parentheses) where kinda needed. Thank you.

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Lib II. (as applied to lukket):

One [u]great[/u] day, I started riding up the [u]Pyrenees[/u] Mountains on my trusty [u]Legos[/u]. However, the [u]annoying[/u] path was blocked by the carcass of huge hiker who had [u]enjoyed[/u] (himself) halfway up the mountain. So, I turned around.

On the way back down, I saw [u]Don Quijote[/u] and [u]kaufman[/u] pulling [u]eggplants[/u] out of their asses. How drole. They had also laid out a picnic of [u]veal[/u] pudding and [u]bananas[/u]. Aside from the browned [u]eggplants[/u], everything looked delicious. “Holy [u]Darn[/u],” I exclaimed, “You two [u]yawners[/u] are a sight for sore eyes! I sexily stripped off my [u]trousers[/u], so they invited me to eat with them.

For some reason, [u]kaufman[/u] decided to pull out an [u]axe[/u] and kill [u]Kofi Anan[/u]. I was shocked! Then, [u]Don Quijote[/u] put on [u]the[/u] apron with [u]"Yawn"[/u] (written) on it and proceeded to grill the body. The sizzling flesh smelled awful, but it tasted like a very [u]naughty[/u] chicken.

Believe it or not, [u]scyess[/u] showed up at our picnic--back from a [u]generally[/u] sexless jaunt through [u]Italy[/u]--and asked if we had any [u]gaspacho[/u]. Of course we had some, but [u]scyess[/u] didn’t eat the soup, instead, he [u]killed[/u] his [u]tongue[/u] in a bowl full and [u]saw[/u] (visions) while singing Devo’s “Whip It.” [u]You[/u]--that was the best picnic ever!

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Lib I. (as applied to attitudechicka):

[u]Wow[/u]! I can’t believe I [u]untied[/u] my [u]toes[/u] like that last night. I was [u]carving[/u] like a fat man drinking [u]tomato soup[/u] in [u]Bosnia[/u]. And did I really [u]rapidly[/u] fondle [u]mmyers[/u] with that [u]jazzy[/u] leather dildo? Yeah, I’m hung-over, but I swear I saw [u]the[/u] aardvark lick honey off of [u]Winston Churchill's[/u] [u]9mm[/u].

What the hell happened to my [u]socks[/u]? I bet [u]Transformers, robots in disguise![/u] kept them as a souvenir—those undersexed [u]shits[/u]! I mean, I should know better than juggling [u]bananas[/u], [u]steak[/u], and [u]carrots[/u] with my genitals in front of [u]KajunFirefly[/u], but that’s what [u]Harry Potter[/u] did in that book, right?

Anyway, it turns out that I’m [u]poured[/u] (out) from [u]landing[/u] on my [u]teddy bear[/u] way back in the day. I think I’ll quit my job, give away all my comics, journey to the [u]Rocky[/u] Mountains, and fornicate with those [u]pink[/u] goats the rest of my life. Goodbye.

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Lib I. (as applied to kaufman):

[u]Holy Maniacal Red Robots, Batman[/u]! I can’t believe I [u]thought[/u] (of) my [u]islets of Langerhans[/u] like that last night. I was [u]direct[/u]--like a fat man drinking [u]lobster bisque[/u] in [u]Iceland[/u]. And did I really [u]proudly[/u] fondle [u]NooniePuuBunny[/u] with that [u]moist[/u] leather dildo? Yeah, I’m hung-over, but I swear I saw [u]the[/u] aardvark lick honey off of [u]this week's President of Bolivia's[/u] [u]trebouchet[/u].

What the hell happened to my [u]toga[/u]? I bet (that) [u]joker[/u] (Steve Miller) kept it as a souvenir—that undersexed [u]fuckety-fuck[/u]! I mean, I should know better than juggling [u]bananas[/u], [u]kielbasa[/u], and [u]watercress[/u] with my genitals in front of [u]boorite[/u], but that’s what [u]Gilligan[/u] did in that show, right?

Anyway, it turns out that I’m [u]defenestrated[/u] from [u]exploding[/u] on my [u]Slinky[/u] way back in the day. I think I’ll quit my job, give away all my comics, journey to the [u]Himalayan[/u] Mountains, and fornicate with those [u]purple[/u] goats the rest of my life. Goodbye.

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Lib II. (as applied to UnknownEric):

One [u]stank-ass[/u] day, I started riding up the [u]Appalachian[/u] Mountains on my trusty [u]Matchbox cars[/u]. However, the [u]fucking[/u] path was blocked by the carcass of huge hiker who had [u]jerked[/u] (himself) halfway up the mountain. So, I turned around.

On the way back down, I saw [u]Batman[/u] and [u]lara7[/u] pulling [u]peas[/u] out of their asses. How drole. They had also laid out a picnic of [u]chicken[/u] pudding and [u]pears[/u]. Aside from the browned [u]peas[/u], everything looked delicious. “Holy [u]Motherfucker[/u],” I exclaimed, “You two [u]giant tits[/u] are a sight for sore eyes! I sexily stripped off my [u]Catholic school uniform[/u], so they invited me to eat with them.

For some reason, [u]lara7[/u] decided to pull out a [u]missile[/u] and kill [u]Tony Blair[/u]. I was shocked! Then, [u]Batman[/u] put on [u]an[/u] apron with [u]giant tits[/u] (emblazoned) upon it and proceeded to grill the body. The sizzling flesh smelled awful, but it tasted like a very [u]toe-curling[/u] chicken.

Believe it or not, [u]ivytheplant[/u] showed up at our picnic--back from a [u]quickly[/u] sexless jaunt through [u]Andorra[/u]--and asked if we had any [u]Hot and Sour soup[/u]. Of course we had some, but [u]ivytheplant[/u] didn’t eat the soup, instead, she [u]pounded[/u] her [u]penis[/u] in a bowl full and [u]picked[/u] (scabs) while singing Devo’s “Whip It.” [u]Sweet Mother of Shit[/u]--that was the best picnic ever!

[hr]

Ha, hope you enjoyed those. I sure did. In other news, ivy has a penis! Sorry, ivy. ;)

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Hey, look, it's mandingo...

One [u]swollen[/u] day, I started riding up the [u]300 to 3800 feet[/u] Mountains on my trusty [u]socket[/u]. However, the [u]electrifying[/u] path was blocked by the carcass of huge hiker who had [u]shocked[/u] himself (<--might as well make that permanent) halfway up the mountain. So, I turned around.

On the way back down, I saw [u]Electric Eel and the Safety Starfish which appear at the childrens burn ward of St. Jude's Hospital[/u] and [u]Zaster[/u] pulling [u]Terri Schiavo[/u] out of their asses. How drole. They had also laid out a picnic of [u]pastrami[/u] pudding and [u]Seigfried[/u]. Aside from the browned [u]Schiavo[/u], everything looked delicious. “Holy [u]Cocktrigger[/u],” I exclaimed, “You two (cunts who say) [u]'I am being forced to add this sentence to this mystery lib despite the fact that it will destroy my ability to create a coherent whole'[/u] are a sight for sore eyes! I sexily stripped off my [u]bill of tights[/u], so they invited me to eat with them.

For some reason, [u]Zaster[/u] decided to pull out a [u]handgrenade job[/u] and kill [u]General Zod[/u]. I was shocked! Then, [u]Electric Eel and the Safety Starfish which appear at the childrens burn ward of St. Jude's Hospital
[/u] put on [u]the[/u] apron with [u]"I am being forced to add this sentence to this mystery lib despite the fact that it will destroy my ability to create a coherent whole."[/u] (written) on it and proceeded to grill the body. The sizzling flesh smelled awful, but it tasted like a very [u]engorged[/u] chicken.

Believe it or not, [u]UnknownEric[/u] showed up at our picnic—back from a [u]strokingly[/u] sexless jaunt through [u]Australia[/u]—and asked if we had any [u]clamhattan manchowder[/u]. Of course we had some, but [u]UnknownEric[/u] didn’t eat the soup, instead, he [u]got[/u] his [u]phalange[/u] in a bowl full and [u]waxed[/u] (poetic) while singing Devo’s “Whip It.” (I don't care) [u]who tracked dead monkey into the house[/u]--that was the best picnic ever!

Nice try. :) NEXT!

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Fabulous.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why has no one written a script of some sort to parse all this automatically?

Just a simple little database thing, I'm sure. Not that I would have the slightest clue how to do it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

umfumdisi is a script. we just gave him conversation engrams to make him fully functional, programming in multiple techniques and a broad variety of pleasuring

Nice try. :) NEXT!

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your powers have become greater than the council could ever have imagined

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what if nigger meant kite

01. Gregarious
02. Appalachian
03. Nintendo Entertainment System
04. Tattooing
05. Asked
06. my Girlfriend
07. Wirthling
08. Terri Schaivo
09. pussy
10. Mango
11. Gargoyles!!!
12. Tattooing your ass will not make you Batman
13. tiger panties
14. plastic cups
15. the resurrected corpse of Cao Cao
16. the
17. cyclopean
18. evil_d
19. insidiously
20. Ivytopia
21. dahl
22. whimper
23. tongue
24. lick
25. You're not Batman!