Okay, let's kick the idea around for a week or two. Poll format:

1. What time frame? Obviously 2006 so everyone can get finances in order before then, but pick one of these options:
A) Spring
B) Summer
C) Winter
D) Fall

2. Location? I wanted things to be more central to the most strippers, but that pretty much puts us at a party on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic. So, options (which can be narrowed down as time goes on)... (Choose two please)
A) United Kingdom (could be costly for Americans)
B) New England area
C) Midwest (St. Louis or Chicago would end up being the final destination for either of these)
D) Western coastish (California or Washington)

3. Agenda or no agenda? Do we want to do organized things as a group? Or do we just want to meet for drinks/dinners and have the days to ourselves?
A) Agenda
B) No agenda

That's a good start.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

I love multiple choice!

B.

I'd say Central USA for this one.

A.&B. An agenda could be neato but peeps will also want to do their own thing.

---
I dumb :D

I don't want any of you fuckers to come to the UK, especially with an agenda.

---
Dad was flammable

An agenda would just be an outline of planned events. You don't have to follow it, and there would obviously have to be some planned free time in there anyway.

I meant to say "for this area" for option C on 2

My choices are:
1. D
2. A or C
3. A

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm all in for

1B
2A
3B

If nothing else to try to make a compromise with Kajun

---
troelsea at gmail dot com

I wrote about 7 paragraphs but lucky for you I edited it and what it boils down to is:

1) Don't mind. Can do April onwards, finances permitting.

2) C and B preferred - I plan to holiday in multiple locations in the US next year anyway. A is also A-OK with me, anyone is welcome in London anytime*

3) A is fine, but I'd be over to visit people, not tourist attractions. That said, may as well see them anyway, it's not every day you're in the US (unless you already live there)

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

I want to do the opposite of what everyone else wants to do.

---
Poop.

1. Summa
2. Wess Coas
3. Nagenda

---
It's grime time.

Good feedback so far (this is discluding Kajun, of course, but I don't give a fuck what that cunt says anymore). Once I get more ideas of what people want to do, we'll get down to the nitty gritty.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

I think we should all meet on-line... like at one particular web forum somewhere on the net. We could exchange jokes and crazy pictures and generally bat the shit.

Nah, that idea blows. Never mind.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

1.B, because that's generally when most of us have free time.
2.C, because... it's central.
3.B, because organization is just not SC's thing and it should stay that way.

Yeah, because it's fucking FREE for us to visit you fuckheads!

---
Dad was flammable

why don't you all meet in korea or something

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, then we'd all have to pay.

And get nuked.

Okay, i vote for the summer, in the midwest, with no agenda. There's a lot of strippers I'd like to meet (possums, arsg, and matclarke to name a few) and I think this would be the perfect opportunity. if we could get this together, it'd be gold! GOLD, I TELLZ YA!

When Americans go somewhere with an agenda, people get bombed. Don't make us liberate you, kajun.

I vote for a little past summer (I have show from April-Julyish), in central US or maybe the left coast, with no real agenda besides getting drunk and swimming. Yeah!

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yeah, because it's fucking FREE for us to visit you fuckheads!

---
troelsea at gmail dot com

I'LL THINK UP THE PARTY GAMES!

---
<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

how about stripcreator strip poker?

Worst idea ever.

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Here's some games I'm thinking we should play:
"Pin the Cock on the Tobor" in which...um...you get the idea. Everyone wins, because everyone gets to hold Tobor's wee-wee.

"BLT's Limbo" In which 30 pages of BLT's horrible poetry is taped together and held up by two people, in which we have to go under it without touching the horrible poetry. No winners because poetry by BLT always kills kittens.

"Boinky's Hide and Go Seek" in which we pretend a large open space is the SC forums and pick teams. One team is "SC Regulars" who are the seekers, while the "Boinkys" are the hiders. The Boinky's hide, quickly show ourselves to the regulars, and run away, not to be seen for a long time. Last to get found gets complimentry use of Boinky's username on SC.

"Brad Idol" in which we sing songs from Brad's band, and get judged by Brad. Top Three get a prize, while bottom three get cornholed.

"Squidrabies' Tri-God-Alon" In which random trivia about God is asked by Squidrabies to competitors, whether it is true or not. Winner gets a Bible.

"Kaufman's Pussy-O-Thon" All competitors are given stray cats. Kaufman will tell us what the theme is (anything like, halloween, whore, fairy) and we must dress up the cat accordingly in 2 minutes. Kaufman will judge who won. Winner will get to keep the cat.

"Rabid's Weasle Pounder" Like that mole game at the arcade (where their heads pop up) but with real weasles and real sledge hammers. Person who gets most weasle's gets a point.

"Biped's Dark House" Enter the dark house and you'll feel two hands caress your body. The end. Everyone wins.

"Dcom's Guess the Flesh" Random flesh samples are picked from celebrities who have passed on, and we must guess who it is by using our five senses. Person who gets the most right gets a piece of flesh.

"Kajun's Fire Fly" Try to slay Kajun's pet Fire Fly, who spews fire. First to die loses.

"DexX's Dirty Dentistry" Try and sit through an hour of DexX cleaning your teeth with nothing but a Brillo pad and a letter opener. First to pass out loses.

"Spankling's Spanking" Guess what Spankling is using to spank you and win a point.

"Attitude Chicka's Travis-O-Thon" The first find Travis (Who chicka has hid somewhere in the continental US) gets a pat on the back.

"DragonXero's Xerox Challenge" Try to make 100 photocopies of each page of Dragon's name written over and over in different font without using the 100 button. You must manually make 100 copies of each page. (There are 100 pages.)First to finish wins the 10,000 pages he or she photocopied.

"Crabby's Night Itches" Try and see how long you last after Crabby releases crabs into everyone's pants. Last to itch gets to go to the doctor.

"Flipynif's SUPER SECRET COMPETITION" Unknown.

"Jes_Lawson's Intellect Test" Sit down for hours and take a test made up by Jes that consist of facts no human should know. Person who gets about a 21 gets Basken Robins.

Now, obviously, some mebers were left out, but after an hour of sitting here and writing this, I decided you all can finish off the list. So, PARTY GAMES list is NOT done, so please, add on whatever you feel is necessararryrary.

---
<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

How about we play "Ban basic"? A game which nearly everyone wins!

---
Dad was flammable

In.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

Except the kittens.

:(

---
<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I'd love to attend, but as funds are short, anything further away than say, Reno or the bay area in California would be too far for me. Maybe up in Oregon too.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.