I'm Drunk. You?

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And apparently people, or peoples, hate me. Initially four stars. Currently three stars. Previous top ten comics, upper echelon of shit stained shorts. Now? My own ass hasn’t had the opportunity to be wiped by my strips. How can I manage with such shame?

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I had two stars, then three, then four, then three, then four. Just imagine that John Goodman is your pal, and you'll feel better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was drunk Saturday night, too, though only mildly so.

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I was ridiculously pissed last night. You people in IRC - stop being so entertaining. Whisky - stop being so delicious.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I got extremely drunk Thursday night and entertained all of IRC with my drunken lamentations. Friday night I stayed sober and had a great time, and last night I had a lot to drink and could barely hold it...

What's with this getting drunk on weekends? I was thoroughly trashed on Wednesday, as we went out for a birthday and the guy whose birthday it was had decided we had to watch baseball. I had to drink to stay entertained.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Some people have SCHOOL the next day, kitty!

Sure, rub it in.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

i got pretty drunk yesterday

I've been drunk since 1994.

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Dad was flammable

faggot

I'm working on it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Also getting there.

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I was drunk on Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night. Now I am fucked, but it's ok, I got a bed beside George Best.

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Poo perhaps?

there's bitchez cummin over 2 muh crib tonite, i shuld fuk them.

shank was that your Senior Picture?

hellz yeah

Beer is bad for you. Sprite has practically the same effects except it's much healthier for your body!

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It's grime time.

what about carbonated milk?

or 'malted' milk :P

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I figured since little kitty complained about me not getting drunk during the week I'd comply with her request tonight.

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woo!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Keep in mind that my consumption of booze was only at the hands of your request to get drunk on a weekday. Its not like I wanted to or anything.

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By the by, brad should implement an added selection to a post. In addition to "preview", and "save", "drunk" would be a nice touch. where as drunk is an immediate post.

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