I am Kilgore Trout

Topic: Vonnegut

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Vonnegut high?

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what if nigger meant kite

Read everything he ever wrote, twice.

My favourite fiction author ever.

hi ho.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"When Trout and the theater manager, two tinhorns, said they didn't want any tinhorn fun, the dying children sauntered off, their feet sticking to the planet, coming unstuck, then sticking again. They disappeared around a corner. Trout, the eyes and ears of the Creator of the Universe, sneezed."

That made me pause on the subway.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I live in Kilgore, TX. Ha ha ha ha hahahaha.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I grew up with this folk song called the Ballad of East Texas Red, of whom it was said, "he rode the town of Kilgore/and Longview 12 miles down/and the travelers all said that little East Texas Red/he was the meanest bull around."

You're him, aren't you?

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What others say about boorite!

That's wonderful but Longview is less than 12 miles from Kilgore.

By the way, Matthew McConoughey and Powers Boothe are both from Longview.

I am so proud that Stephen King made the main character from THE STAND from East Texas, and his nickname is even "East Texas."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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That's wonderful but Longview is less than 12 miles from Kilgore.

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I didn't mean to kill your joy, although part of my own joy is derived from pointing out that hardly anybody judges distances between two points by rail.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I didn't mean to kill your joy, although part of my own joy is derived from pointing out that hardly anybody judges distances between two points by rail.

It was a folk song about some guy on a train.

You didn't really kill my joy.

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What others say about boorite!

Then I'm not really a killjoy! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Boorite is Dwayne Hoover.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

He makes guys in Hawaiian shirts cry into their pantyhose.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Yes, yes he does.

Artemis is a trafalmadorian

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Or is he Wayne Hoobler? :)

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

On bad days, I like to paraphrase Rabo Karabekian and say: "I am an unwavering band of suck".

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

bunnerabb is Bunny Hoover.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I can play the piano but not the organ.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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What others say about boorite!

So it goes.

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It's grime time.

Jesussandwich has a broken nose and does all the talking.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I read a lot of Vonnegut in high school, but oddly enough, I don't remember anything about any of it.

I read the one that they made into a really bad movie where Jerry Lewis and Madeline Khan play twins with giant heads.

I think I also read "Slaughterhouse Five" but I'm not sure.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i tried to read a vonnegut book once (forget which one) but it was so disjointed and unamusing i just gave up.
maybe i'll try again some day when i'm terminally ill.

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Kill Whitey.

I AM TROUSER TROUT

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What others say about boorite!