Yes folks, you heard it, sadly I'm going to have to pull out of Crabbys Barnstorming tour due to a drug problem. Yes thats right, a drug problem.
Whats my drug of choice you may be asking, well let me tell you now, God I'm so ashamed....

Yes, thats right, I'm addicted to Timmy Mallet!
His high pitched voice....
His love of giant mallets...
His high quality TV shows....

LETS RUN AWAY TIMMY!
FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE WILL QUESTION OUR STRANGE BUT MAGICAL LOVE!
*Ahem*
Sorry, bit of a relaps there.
But the tour shall continue on without me, (what a bunch of troopers, the whole lot of them). This is a historic event people! (just like live aid, except less preachy)
If I may, I'd like to suggest some guest stars for the tour, I present my list to you now

Mr.T
I think T and Crabby would be a fearsome combination, the contrast between them would be compelling, with crabby's suffer no fools personality, and T's never ending pity, I think we could have some comedic gold!

Master Chief
Crabby sets them up, Master Chief blows them to hell and pisses on the ashes. This = Funny

Godzilla
RUUUUN!! ITS CRABZILLA!!! RUUUUN!!
As for me?
Well, I'm away to rehab to mend a broken heart....

It was too beautiful to last Timmy.......
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