probably not, eh

why wouldn't we be able to?

Excuuuuse me

wear* 

any to-the-door service in general probably shouldnt be allowed in america.

Do the pizza boys wear bullet proof vests?

that was weird

shank

Hello???

AMERICAN PORNO! It saved the american to-the-door service! It made human bombs and bullet proof clothing worth it. 

"ohh...Mrs Galore...what is that? You have no pockets in your bikini? Thats okay...I am sure we can work something out?"

Booom-chicka-mow-mowww!

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shank

actually, it's considered more polite in the states to stab your pizza boy and tell him to go bleed to death in the delivery car; that way, you don't have a dead body at your door

Oh well that isnt too shabby then, what nice fella's

i have ordered pizza online. unfortuantely it was papa johns. which basically means a pizza-like substance.

robbing food delivery persons is a cottage industry in cleveland. i have only personally done it twice, both times opting for a thump on the head followed by no tip.

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Kill Whitey.

jeez, and i even feel guilty when i only give them a 50 cent tip

Just because you guys have 1/10 of our population and a weaker dollar than the US...

our dollar is gaining fast on yours, actually, so fast that it's starting to HURT some of the businesses here.

which in return, fucks with our economy. But those fuckin' cry babies are just going to have to adjust to the changes of canada becoming superior.

[Click to view comic: 'A Penny Saved...']

I stopped tipping the pizza delivery guys when they started tacking on delivery charges. When you order $15 worth of actual food and the bill somehow comes out to $25, there's a problem. The worst part is I'm not even sure if the drivers are actually getting that extra $10 or if it's just something the company is pocketing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'Pizza Delivery']

shank

LEFT: Mexican actor Eduardo Arozamena, who played "Prof. Van Helsing" in the 1931 Spanish-language version of DRACULA.  RIGHT: Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy.

I rest my case.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ok, biped

are you complimenting the comedian or insinuating negative attributes

Yes.  Wait, what?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

here' let me help you out.

are you trying to make fun of canadians?

Oh, okay.  I get it now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We Americans are clearly inferior to Canadians for a handful of reasons that nobody cares about.

That being said, who gives a shit about Canada? Spend all your time bitching and moaning about America if you'd like. We still won't care about you

When I delivered pizza I carried a .357 in shitty neighborhoods. Also I was a P.I. at the same time and if I had a summons I couldn't serve easily I'd put it in a Pizza Hut box and include it in my deliveries.

crackpanther

that's fucking awesome, cracky!

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Kill Whitey.

.357 is a lot of damn cartridge.

When I was delivering pizzas in shitty neighborhoods probably not far from the ones crackpanther delivered in, I didn't carry shit. Feared for my life though. The drug dealers were very polite. It was the 13 year olds you had to be afraid of.

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What others say about boorite!

Haha I bet you were there. I remember this one apartment complex off Nassau and Florida Blvd where at least 10 apartments were missing the faceplates, inside and out, off their deadbolts. To answer the door people would stick a screwdriver in to slide the bolt as though that couldn't be done from the outside as well. Da Ruuudge (Baton Rouge) had neighborhoods that made NOLA look like Martha's Vineyard. One of my favorite drug-dealing neighbors just outside Spanish Town never had a front door in the three years I knew him. Always had an Escalade, always had jewelry, just never a door on his house. Even when it was 30 degrees.