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Kill Whitey.

That's just wrong. I mean, plastic cups at a fancy Thanksgiving dinner? Come on, guys, you know better than that.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Those turkeys aren't "giving thanks", they're just getting revenge.  They're perverting the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

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biped

No, getting revenge is the true spirit of Thanksgiving. Just like the pilgrims got revenge on the Native Americans and killed them all because... They wanted their land. Yeah.

BigFrank105

No, getting revenge is the true spirit of Thanksgiving. Just like the pilgrims got revenge on the Native Americans and killed them all because... They wanted their land. Yeah.

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They got revenge on the British who threw them out of England because they were uber-religious twats by slaughtering a nation of people in the name of their God and then turning the anniversary of it all into a holiday where everyone tolerates each other for the duration of a meal and football game.

Goddammit, they wore buckles on their damn hats. Don't look for their reasoning to make sense.

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HCRoyall

No, getting revenge is the true spirit of Thanksgiving. Just like the pilgrims got revenge on the Native Americans and killed them all because... They wanted their land. Yeah.

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They got revenge on the British who threw them out of England because they were uber-religious twats by slaughtering a nation of people in the name of their God and then turning the anniversary of it all into a holiday where everyone tolerates each other for the duration of a meal and football game.

Goddammit, they wore buckles on their damn hats. Don't look for their reasoning to make sense.

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Yeah! Woo! Go Packers!!!

Nope, all the parts of what anybody says that disagree with what I said are wrong. 

Hell of a thing, disagreein' with me...you're wrong about everything I ever disagreed with, and everything I'm ever gonna disagree with.

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i think pecan pie justifies genocide

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Genocide, shmenocide, I says.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i prefer my genocide with gravy.

 

mmmmmmmmmm..........gravy.......

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Kill Whitey.

The first person here to rhyme 'pecan' with "we ran" gets A Special Letter Bomb from me on Thanksgiving.

Where I come from, they don't rhyme.

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So what's everyone's spread for this Thanksgiving? My family's got the usual goin' but with a little Italian flair with spaghetti and meatballs and Italian sausage.

I don't know about you Godless Heathens, but I had Pizza for dinner.

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i am currently making some hamburger helper, but i'm using ground turkey instead of beef, and i'm putting some green beans in it.

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Kill Whitey.

I had a big grilled ribeye steak, boiled potatoes, asparagus, garlic toast, and homemade cinammon-apple pie with ice cream on top.  It was fuckin' awesome.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We had the traditional spread (the yuppie version, not the one with green bean/mushroom soup caserole), plus I convinced my mom to make pumpkin bread pudding along with pumpkin pie.

I was in charge of wine and appetizers. One of the apps I made was fricken awesom-o: goat cheese stuffed dates wrapped in bacon and broiled (just like the gay pilgrims had).

We ate spaghetti.

We don't really follow directions very well.

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we had the traditional spread too, plus a couple of new additions--my mom made an eggnog pie and twi made this great graham cracker crust pie with vanilla yogurt and candied walnuts. all that plus i didn't stab any relatives

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LuckyGuess

It's because you're Jewish or something.

Thanksgivings with the Jewish side of the family traditionally include investment banking and cracker bread.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Turkee, pork loin, roasted brussel sprouts/beets/carrots, mashed potatoes, Memaw's cornbread stuffing, homemade cranberry relish, sweet potatoes with Kahlua and cream, chocolate pie, punkin pie (both made from crust up by mom who made them for a little small town cafe for years, OMG).

Next year, I'm going to talk them into deep frying the turkee. It was good this year, but they've never had deep fried before. Yum.

I'm going back next week to polish off the leftovers.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"sweet potatoes with Kahlua and cream" sounds a bit wierd, but yummy.  'Cuz I like both, but who'da thought to put them together.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I had brown 'n' serve rolls and rum.