I just learned that there is a town in the US called "Fisty."

But that's not the best part.

The best part is it's Fisty, KY.

And for a fleeting moment, all seems right with the world.

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What others say about boorite!

It was probably a good idea at the time...

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Hey, I bet it's the most prude city IN THE WORLD.

"Is this Fisty?"
"HEATHEN! Burn the sex-crazed demon worshippers with the power of Jesus!"
"AIEEEEEEEEEE!"

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

What state is KY? Forgive an ignorant Brit, please.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Think hillbillies, inbreeding, blue grass, shotguns and moonshine (homemade booze). The Derby is in Kentucky. Elvis was almost from there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's Kentucky. Unfortunately, we don't yet have a state with the abbreviation ASTROGLIDE.

According to mapquest, Fisty lies in the Appalacians of Southeastern Kentucky, surrounded by Ritchie, Carrie, Tina, Harveyton, Ary, Bearville, and (in closest proximity) Dwarf. The nearest town of any size is Hazard.

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Home of the Duke clan.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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It's Kentucky. Unfortunately, we don't yet have a state with the abbreviation ASTROGLIDE.

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It's Kentucky. Unfortunately, we don't yet have a state with the abbreviation ASTROGLIDE.

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Oops. Sorry about that.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Intercourse, PA is still my favourite. Nice place, too.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut off your legs for that, double posting is a horrible crime!

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Dad was flammable

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What others say about boorite!

You take the left, then the right, and I'll come down the center.

boorite, you are worthy.

Did you make that, or did someone else?

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Eep.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

And don't forget the little own of Mianus! Yes it's pronounced as you think.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

nice one Boorite!

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Dad was flammable

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boorite, you are worthy.

Did you make that, or did someone else?

-DH1

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Another old reason boorite is worthy:

That reminds me, I never submitted those mst3k characters.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My KY relatives should see that sign! Great stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Did you make that, or did someone else?

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I tried to register slippery.ky a few years ago, but the Cayman Islands registrar requires that you email them the reason for your request. My request was ignored, as I figured it would be.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

When in Intercourse PA, be sure to visit nearby Blue Balls (no lie). It's in the heart of Amish country, so you know you're in for a swingin' time.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The Amish are cool! I found out recently that when an Amish youth comes of age, they leave the community for a year of hellraising befor deciding whether or not to become Amish for life. The program this was on had an interview with someone on their 'year out' who had decided to try life as a crack dealer, and drove a fast sports car. Then they decided to rejoin the community.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.